HellMOO and its offshoots are text-based games, and a lot of the time you have to use your imagination when it comes to all the NPC's and other characters in this game.
Most things have a @description you can read by looking at them, but it took a while for me to get around to reading the @desc on the bartender at Any Port. I had, uh... A very different mental image in my head from how he actually appears in-game, his name is Care Dog and for the longest time I thought he was like an actual dog lol